I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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