Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
