...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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