Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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