I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They took my balls.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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