its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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