I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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