At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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