It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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