i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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