I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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