Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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