is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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