So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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