Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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