you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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