you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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