you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I will pee on everything he values.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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