i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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