i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
there's paper in my vomit.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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