He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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