I need help removing her.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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