...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it's like heaven, but drunker
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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