the condom got lost in my hair
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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