Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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