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(917): View more from New York City

My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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(917): View more from New York City

ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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(206): View more from Washington

Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care

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(615): View more from Tennessee

His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.

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(217): View more from Illinois

It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.

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(276): View more from Virginia

I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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(574): View more from Indiana

We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.

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