Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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