We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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