I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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