thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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