I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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