we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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