She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
