Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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