We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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