16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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