and you said cock pushups were impossible
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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