I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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