i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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