Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
God I need to hump something, right now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
