Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?

(1-506): View more from New Brunswick

Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to

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(415): View more from California

MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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(408): View more from California

I don't have enough holes for all these australians

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.

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(516): View more from New York

matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.

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(818): View more from California

Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories

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