Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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