You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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