This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
