I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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