Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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