I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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