I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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