you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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