I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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