There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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