Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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