You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
God I need to hump something, right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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